Business Cards

Monica: How do you feel about your new business cards?

Ugo: I don’t think they’re gonna work.

Monica: Why not?

Ugo: Because I’m eager to hand them out to people.

Monica: Isn’t that what you are suppose to do?

Ugo: Ya, but I think you should never give them out to someone in front of someone you already gave it to.

Monica:  Why not?..... You think they’ll be jealous?

Ugo:  Ya and they’ll never call you again.

Monica: The whole point is to give them out to lots of people so why would they be jealous?

Ugo: Oh ya, you wouldn’t get jealous if you saw someone else getting the same business card that you just got?

Monica: No

Ugo: Well that’s what makes you special I guess

Monica: You really think other people would get jealous?

Ugo: Ya

Monica: What’s the whole point of having a business card for you?

Ugo: To get my number out there.

Monica: In order to what?

Ugo lies down on his bed and closes his eyes.